能忍住不笑算你厉害!

一户潘姓人家，长辈过世。 家祭时，请来了一位乡音很重的老先生来当司仪。

讣闻是这么写的：

　孝　男：潘根科
孝　媳：池氏
　 孝孙女：潘良慈
　孝　孙：潘道时

但这位老先生老眼昏花又发音不标准。 当他照著讣闻唱名时，凡是字面上有三点水的或左边部首都漏掉没看到。

于是就给他念成这样子：「孝男，翻……跟……斗……」

孝男一听，直觉得很奇怪，但又不敢问，于是就翻了一个跟斗。
接著又说：「孝媳，也……是……」


孝媳一听：「我也要翻啊？」于是孝媳也翻了一个跟斗。
再来：「孝孙女，翻两次。」

孝孙女一听，想想爸妈都翻了，我也翻吧！于是就翻了两个跟斗。
此时孝孙心想：「老爸、老妈都各翻一次，姐姐也翻两次，那么我要翻几次？」心里想著想著就开始紧张了：「怎么办？」

只见老先生扯开喉咙，大声念出：
「孝孙……翻……到……死」

人类最冷的笑话‏

1. 有一只企鹅，他的家离北极熊家特别远，要是靠走的话，得走20年才能到。有一天，企鹅在家里呆着特别无聊，准备去找北极熊玩，与是他出门了，可是走到路的一半的时候发现自己忘记锁门了，这就已经走了10年了，可是门还是得锁啊，于是企鹅又走回家去锁门。锁了门以后，企鹅再次出发去找北极熊，等于他花了40年才到了北极熊他们家……然后企鹅就敲门说："北极熊北极熊，企鹅找你玩来了！"

结果北极熊开门以后你猜他说什么？……"还是去你家玩吧~"


2. 小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，问："老板，你们有没有一百个小面包啊？"
　　老板："啊，真抱歉，没有那么多"
　　"这样啊。。。"小白兔垂头丧气地走了。
　　第二天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,"老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？"
　　老板："对不起，还是没有啊"
　　"这样啊。。。"小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。
　　第三天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,"老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？"
　　老板高兴的说："有了，有了，今天我们有一百个小面包了！！"
　　小白兔掏出钱："太好了，我买两个！"

3.小明说：「阿康，问你"有一只鲨鱼吃下了一颗绿豆,结果它变成了什么"？」
　　阿康说：「我不知道，答案是什么？」
　　小明说：「嘿！嘿！答案是"绿豆沙(绿豆鲨)"，你很笨喔！」

4.飞机上,一位空中小姐问一个小女孩说:"为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?"
　　小女孩回答到:"我知道,因为星星会'闪'啊!"

　　
5.有一只北极熊和一只企鹅在一起耍,企鹅把身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来,拔完之后,对北极熊说:"好冷哦！""北极熊听了，也把自己身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来，转头对企鹅说："果然很冷！"

6 .有一个面包,走着走着肚子饿了,于是就把自己吃了.

7 Q：非洲食人族的酋长吃什么？
　　A：人啊！
　　Q：那有一天，酋长病了，医生告诉他要吃素，那他吃什么？
　　A：吃植物人！~~

8.Q:胖子从12楼掉下来会变什么?
　　A:死胖子

A song I like very much...

My Vow to you...

Hmm...Eventually... I have made up my mind, going to carry her hand and walk together towards to another stage of our life.. Well, many friends asked me." Wei!What happen to you? Why suddenly getting married? "accident ah?""... Haha..

Really dont really know how to answer...just only can tell them that:" if time for me to bring happiness, to bring her to the place she love the most, to share her life with my entire life". MY VOW TO YOU...

Thanks for sharing your time, your space, your love, your care with me. Thanks!

Love this photo...


After we get our rings...


Using 50mm lens for capturing while she is still sleeping ..haha

A very nice HillSong ---- Hosanna

Thanks Chloe for sharing... :D
The lyrics are so captivating....

Nice song to share..

A song which i like very much..

Wilson..

Lets talk about this guy... First of all...Congratulations...was so happy when I heard you are successful...But to me.. i already knew the result..haha...

This guy really romantic...took few months to prepare a dinner for his proposal..the vow to your girlfriends is forever.. Hope you and her will happy always :)

He is helpful, nice, and playful as well..haha...Although i knowing in a very short period.. but due to he is sitting beside me.. all the shit, all the nonsense, all the crazy thing we have done.. i still remember...

Try to remember now..haha...
1. Newway Karaoke;
2. Watching Guess Guess Guess;
3. Playing Viwawa Mahjong;
4. Taking Photos;
5. Photoshop CS3 session;
6. Korean BBQ, Shogun, Kopitiam talk cock session;
7. Guitar session.

Bro, all the best to you. Thank god for giving us a chance to know each other... Keep in touch ya!
Will upload your photo soon...haha..

Second week..

Today is my second week to work in this new company..really not used to it...too quiet maybe..
was trapped in a room with 5 colleagues...

Argh.. not used to it at all..but what to do? I got no second choice..what i can do is..accept it...take it..adopt it... get used to it.. That's all...

What a boring day.. like a bird in the cage.. well..really need some times to get used to it.. all the best to me..God bless...

Just tell me what car is this?

It happened when i was on my way back to PJ from Puchong.. Saw this taxi..

Hmm... this taxi is Proton or Honda? Haha....

Anyone got answer?

New company !!!

Today will be my fifth day to work in this new company... Fuh! full of stress in my head...this position is not easy to handle... my goodness..

Totally new environment, new challenges, new products... everything also new..feel like a fresh graduate students..just coming out from the university..haha...

Well, life still goes on...times still flies.. no choice..god bless..

*p/s: To my dear: All the best to to and your new team, i will 100% fully support you :P

Was nothing to do...take a look

Yesterday was nothing to do at home..so playing around with my camera.

Best brother from hollywood trophy .... hahaha...




In future you will notice that very difficult to those wood terrace house.. Was raining at that time..




Trying to do some effects on the photos...but...hand keep on shaking..hahahaha...

Things for sales...

In these few months, picking up sales for anything again..

Selling Coach bag, Camera bag, and eventually my ambipur stocks all clear off..so happy...

But for car acccessories..im so desperate to letting it go.. god bless me... all the best to me... :D

Last day in here..

Well, it has been 5 months i staying in this existing company, today is the last day for me to "enjoy" + "suffer" + "torture" by the company. Hmm..eventually i can escape this "weird" workplace...

Luckily, still managed to find few buddy in here...Nice colleagues, helpful, always play around. But it is too tiring sometimes, due to running here and there. Else will molest by someone gao gao..haha...

Thanks for the NewWay lunch K session, Korean BBQ session, Coffee shop talk cock session, and Shogun session.. thanks Wilson, Vickie, and Karen..thank you for the joys and happiness that u guys brought to me.. :) Happy to be colleagues with you guys..

5 months is not long, but the relationship is longer than this.. Well, will miss you guys.. Take care..all the best... Please Please Please do keep in touch.. anything help you need, just ping me in MSN, or ring me.. ok?

Here is my contact details: hahahah

msn: btlim7181@hotmail.com
Mobile: 012- 6653532

So...no excuses in future when you guys coming out at night for dinner or drinking session...


p/s:
To Wilson: Please keep on learning your guitar, don't give up...We still can play together..if got badminton session on saturday..please inform me earlier next time..ok? Im sure i will join :D
To Vickie: All the best in your future undertaking... keep in touch ya...

Wowo...my dream gadget...

Wowo... Such a good news from my sister...such a lovely sister... :)
Thank her so much! Going to receive a wonderful gift from her. Is my dream gadget...Yeah! Thanks Sis...

No worry, your wedding songs everything i already settled for you. :) and your wedding name list already GAO DIM... :)

Thank you so much! Such a nice birthday present. :)

祝福 ~~ All the best bro..

Bro, today is your last day. I still remember.. so many years in there.. you guys have gone thru so many years of happiness and sadness.. Dont be sad ya... here is a song i wanted to dedicate to you guys..

朋友我永远祝福你 朋友我永远祝福你
朋友我永远祝福你
不要问不要说 一切尽在不言中
这一刻 偎着烛光让我们静静的渡过
莫挥手莫回头 当我唱起这首歌
怕只怕泪水轻轻的滑落 愿心中
永远留着我的笑容 伴你走过每一个春夏秋冬
几许愁几许忧 人生难免苦与痛
失去过 才能真正懂得去珍惜和拥有
情难舍人难留 今朝一别各西东
冷和热点点滴滴在心头
愿心中永远留着我的笑容
伴你走过每一个春夏秋冬
*伤离别 离别虽然在眼前
说再见 再见不会太遥远
若有缘有缘就能期待明天
你和我重逢在灿烂的季节
不要问不要说
一切尽在不言中
这一刻 偎着烛光让我们静静的渡过
莫挥手莫回头 当我唱起这首歌
愿心中留着笑容
陪你渡过每个春夏秋冬

Someone ...EQ equal to 0

My goodness... how to describe a person with EQ == 0.
If (Eq == 0)
return Idiot;
else
return asshole;

Wowowo..such a wonder day for me yesterday. Went out with an idiot, playing PSP while waiting Group of Marketing Director. Where is the professional attitude? Such a splenetic person, will you think you can get along with him? I believe i cant do that...

No Team work on him, he likes solo. Cant criticize him, else he will get mania... i think is one of the psychosis...in fact, wanted to ask him go and see doctor. But worry he will whack me instead..haha.

Well, i need to change my self to adapt in this environment. What to do? life still carry on, water still need to drink, food still need to eat. Car, house still need to pay.. wuahaha...

God bless me, hope everything will be fine. :) Yahoo....

PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON?

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.

They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die.

Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on

Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a life time.

Some nice pictures in Cambodia

Just wanted to share some photos when i was in Cambodia trip with my sis :D


The place we stay

Hanoi Trip

It was so happy when we went to Hanoi trip..Maybe more people more merrier..some pictures to share with you guys.. :D


On the way to Halong Bay yeah!



Nice beer and seafood at the roadside.. :D


What the hell we doing there? i forgot already.. ohya! is Happy Feet Haha :D


Too bad...this is the photo i shoot after gorged all the seafood on the table..

Nice beer huh Sean.. :D

Bro and sis, nice memory ya.. :D

Just for sharing..

Yesterday was cleaning my house HDD... found some pictures wanted to share..
a place i went when i was working in Sabah :)

Gayana Island..is a nice place for relax...and for beer...keke





Quite a nice place right? :D

Im SO Sorry bro...V4..

Wow...wow...wow...
times to show my best buddy photo here again :)
but this time will show a smaller photo instead a big one..ok?


took this when we came back to office on weekend last time... :)
he is very hardworking, but fall asleep while he studying halfway ....

all the best to you in UK bro..but please don't sleep while you are working in UK...ok?
cheers :)

A nice trip to Kukup...

Well, this is a very nice trip with nice food along the way from KL to KUKUP (Pontian).. i believe everyone who was along with this trip will agree with me. :)
let me show the food's picture first:
Our breakfast at Heng Dai Kopitiam- Thanks Jack :)
very yummy half-boiled eggs with Cham and Toasted bread...


Delicious lunch in the restaurant :) Seafood with very nice coconut pudding




for the dinner and morning breakfast will upload later.. :P due to Joey hasn't send me the photos ..hahaha..

Im so SORRY...my bad.. bro -->V3

Hmm...how come he can sleep in the office? Wowowo...
another nice photo from me :P


when i saw this photo, think of 1 song lyrics " Somewhere over the rainbow"

"And the dreams that you dreamed of
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Dreams really do come true ooh ooooh"

Nice sleep again... haha! :D

Sorry to him again...my bad bro -->V2

Due to you giving so many times of warning, and i feel very unsecured, so i decided to post more photos here. in order for you to recall the times we had together, here you are the photo: haha



took this photo while im driving..i know is dangerous, but i have no choice, this is the only chance i can capture his sleeping photo.. haha...

sweet dream bro... this is on our back from customer place to my meleka house...haha

Sorry to him again...my bad bro...

Well, it has been quite some times i haven't post his photos as i promised couple of weeks ago. :)

hmm...nice to sleep bro?

took it when our way to meleka one of our customer place. :)

Sweet dream bro..

Why he is so lame?

When i see his attitude this morning, make me wanted to leave earlier. Sad to say that, i believe everyone is looking for a steady, stable career in their career path. But too bad, this not happen on me.

I can't to get along with him, why? I don't really know it. Don't like the way he talking to me, don't like the way he doing business.

Well, i can't really see anything in here right now, times to move on. Hope my next company will have a better management indeed.

The overall, he is not bad sometimes, he is quite good also..haha..

给你一个故事，希望你能喜欢这个故事并希望它能为你带来好

从前，有一个脾气很坏的男孩. 他的爸爸给了他一袋钉子，告诉他，每次发脾气或者跟人吵架的时候，就在院子的篱笆上钉一根。第一天，男孩钉了37根钉子。后面的几天他学会了控制自己的脾 气，每天钉的钉子也逐渐减少了。他发现，控制自己的脾气，实际上比钉钉子要容易的多。终于有一天，他一根钉子都没有钉，他高兴的把这件事告诉了爸爸。

　　爸爸说：" 从今以后，如果你一天都没有发脾气，就可以在这天拔掉一根钉子." 日子一天一天过去，最后，钉子全被拔光了。爸爸带他来到篱笆边上，对他说："儿子，你做得很好，可是看看篱笆上的钉子洞，这些洞永远也不可能恢复了。就象 你和一个人吵架，说了些难听的话，你就在他心里留下了一个伤口，像这个钉子洞一样。"插一把刀子在一个人的身体里，再拔出来，伤口就难以愈合了。无论你怎 么道歉，伤口总是在那儿。要知道，身体上的伤口和心灵上的伤口一样都难以恢复。你的朋友是你宝贵的财产，他们让你开怀，让你更勇敢。他们总是随时倾听你的 忧伤。你需要他们的时候，他们会支持你，向你敞开心扉。"告诉你的朋友你多么爱他们，告诉所有你认为是朋友的人，你的行动可以从邮寄这个小小的故事开始。 有一天，当这封信回到你的信箱里时。你会发现你有一个很大的朋友圈.

最后，我要说："友谊的幸福之一，是知道了可以向谁倾吐秘密。"如果你收到了这封信，是因为有人在默默的祝福你，因为你也爱你身边的一些人。如果你总说太 忙，不能将这封信转寄出去，老是说："改天再寄。"你将永远都不会去做这件事的。所以，不要找借口，静心的看看这篇古老印度来的故事，然后决定为你的朋友 们作一些事，从传寄这封信开始。当你说："你是我的好朋友"时，请认真的说出来。当你道歉时请看着对方的眼睛。

永远不要嘲笑别人的梦想。不要随便给一个人定性。说话时要慢，思想时要快。

打电话的时候请你微笑，对方一定感觉得到。

看开点。。。一切更美好。。。

我相信人生的路程是有高有低的
无论小娴的路程如何
只要你坚信
只要你坚持你的信念
我相信没有什么问题会是你的问题
累了就休息
饿了就吃东西
高兴就欢呼
很多事情不需要看得太清楚
只要你能享受你的路程
一切都会迎纫而解

很多事情不需要看得太清楚
只要你能享受自已的路程
凡事都别太绝望
只要坚持心中的信念
就可到达梦想的国度

A place i yearning towards...

Just received this news from a colleague, there is still a wonderful land in Malaysia... my goodness. need to plan a trip to this place --> Lang Tengah

here is the first picture


how wonderful is this land...



Anyone wanna join me to go? :)


Don't wait...lets go babe.. :P

Special for him... --> Tony Wan

Hmm.. this post created when i was listening 曹格-无辜, but this post will have a lot funny funny things inside.. first of all, is picture...

i dare not upload all his pictures, because i worry he will chop my head...haha...



First picture... bro.. nice to sleep in office? hehe...in fact, he also dont really know i took this picture.. shh...shh...
more to come, let me post 1 by 1... have a nice sleep bro..,.., hope you wont angry ya.. :)

New guitar

I have just received a very nice gift from my dear, wowowo..what is that? Is a brand new classical guitar... hmm.. can't imagine that i will have such a nice guitar. let me share the pic of my guitar nex time,,,

I going to sit in for classical guitar class soon.. :) yeah! First song going to play is Canon in D

thanks dear

Happy day

Today is happy day to me, because i am organizing a trip to Kukup with my colleagues for the last gathering with them. Wowo..everyone is really supportive, most of them join in for this gathering.

Well, more people more merrier. We can open 3 to 4 Mahjong tables lor in this trip....hope everything will be fine..hope the resort still available..

god bless...

Leaving with sadness

well, after 2 years of stayed. Now is time to move on to the next new phase in my career. There are many happening moments in this current company, playing CS, Starcraft, Guitar, badminton, mamak session, trip with colleagues. Wao, such a happening environment, but why i am leaving? hmm... in fact, there are few reasons behind of it :)

this is a totally different environment you can find in other company, this company is really different, like a big family with all the sisters and brothers. all very supportive, friendly and helpful.
can go for sing K when lunch time, and play Starcraft when working time. haha...

New company will be my new challenge in my career path, hope everything will be fine to me. god bless... as what i know is the CEO is a nice fellow :)

Thank god to give me 2 years full of happiness environment to work, and the this company will doing well in the future.

all the best to them, especially my brothers there... too bad that you guys cant join my wedding :( this is my regrets... hope you guys manage to come back from UK bro...

all the best...

Was like a dream...

It was happened about a year and 3 months ago...this is how i met her...

Learning Piano is one of my dream since i was into music when secondary school time. But after 12 years of dreaming, eventually found someone who willing teach me for free piano course. Haha! :)

Thanks Thong for helping me to find such a beautiful piano teacher for me. haha! And everything is unpredictable, thank god! i found her... eventually she become my wife... haha!

Thanks dear for a year course, although not much i learn. haha :) but still everything need to start from a good foundation. Thanks for sharing your life, your happiness, your sadness with me.

Last but not least, hope you are happy always with me in your life time.

A song which i really like..

Somewhere over the rainbow & what a wonderful world

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemondrops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh why can't I?
Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemondrops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?

To my brothers...

Well, it was too sudden to know that you guys are leaving so soon. but i will be leaving earlier than you guys. Will always miss the morning mamak session, badminton, CS, Star Craft, many many more. My Godness! cant imagine we have been gone thru so many things...all these will forever in my memory, i won't forget it.

Remember 7 hours mamak? went to sing k while lunch time? play snooker while break time? remember walking around in the building without destination? Mahjong all the night? shit... haha... all the funny crazy things we did before bro...

Remember to call me once you are back, the room is always there.. haha... last but not least , this the song dedicate to you.

祝你一路顺风

那一天知道你要走我们一句话也没有说
当午夜的钟声敲痛离别的心门却打不开我深深的沈默
那一天送你送到最后我们一句话也没有留
当拥挤的月台挤痛送别的人们却挤不掉我深深的离愁
我知道你有千言你有万语却不肯说出口
你知道我好担心我好难过却不敢说出口
当你背上行囊卸下那份荣耀
我只能让眼泪留在心底
面带着微微笑 用力的挥挥手
祝你一路顺风 当你踏上月台从此一个人走
我只能深深的祝福你 深深的祝福你最亲爱的朋友
祝你一路顺风
那一天送你送到最后我们一句话也没有留
当拥挤的月台挤痛送别的人们却挤不掉我深深的离愁
我知道你有千言你有万语却不肯说出口
你知道我好担心我好难过却不敢说出口
当你背上行囊卸下那份荣耀
我只能让眼泪留在心底
面带着微微笑用力的挥挥手
祝你一路顺风
当你踏上月台从此一个人走
我只能深深的祝福你
深深的祝福你
最亲爱的朋友祝你一路顺风