Joke Joke Joke

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ...
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Such a nice car..what car is that? :)

I've seen a very nice car over last 2 months...



another view..


Cant imagine this car can modify till this level..hahah

whose car is that?... the answer is..






my car..hahaha

UK Economic is terrible bad

Was chatting with my best friend over the net couple of day ago. He told me that UK Economic is pretty bad, is so lucky that they have been get involved in few projects. This is saving their life for losing the job. Thank GOD..

Bro, all the best to you. Miss you man..Miss our mamak, and many tarik tarik session last time... Cant wait to see you guys.. :)

Stupid prospect

Monday suddenly got a meeting in PJ and KL. After my first meeting, i was rushing to KL for my second presentation. Was stuck in the jam about 2 hours, when almost reach there.. the prospect called me and said:' Adryan, i will take half day leave.'

WTF..wasting my time, and didnt inform me earlier. When i almost there only inform me, why dont you tell me when i reach there? CCB... 好懒度懒。。。~!@#$%^&*()_+

Wedding preparation

Cant imagine that i going to get married soon. My big day is fall on 16 of May 2009. Its time for me to take care of her in the rest of the life.

Time is flying, time wont wait for us. Minutes by minutes, hour by hour, day by day, month by month. Dont waste the time if you found your Mr.right or Mrs.right. Grab the opportunity to propose..haha...

There are so many things need to be prepared...start from
1. Propose to her;
2. Buying rings;
3. Registration;
4. Selecting date;
5. Restaurant reservation;
6. House decoration (we dont really bother this..haha);
7. Finding bridge shop;
8. Photo shooting;
9. Ang Pao calculation;
10. Invitation list;
11. Heng dai and Ji Mui list and ang pao and activities preparation;

The rest i passed over to my mom to take care..hahaha...

Year 2009

There are many first time and new events happen in year 2009.

1. First time celebrate New Year EVE with family, while playing Mahjong.
2. First time celebrate New Year EVE at mamak with brother in law.
3. First business plan I have done.
4. First time lose RM150 on Mahjong.
5. First time modify my car with Lambo door.
6. First time to have a free Japanese Food in Shushi Tei.
7. First time celebrate valentines day.
8. Sold out all my Camera stuff.
9. Stop modifying car.
10. Work very hard in new company.
11. First time alone outstation.
12. Bought PSP, NDS Lite.
13. Bought Remote Helicopters.
14. First time of wedding photo shooting.. also will be the last time as well. :)
15. First time doing the presentation to few big companies.

wowowo..there are so many first time..haha... well, hope this will be a better year for me. GOD BLESS...